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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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awesomeindieturtles:

staygold1d:

roseonabeach:

animeasuka:

imatimelorddetectivedemonhunter:

hanannibalbanannibal:

thewookiee2:

jesusfreakinglucifer:

carolingponds:

frankietastic:

juilan:

I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

are you satan

are you god

are we humans

Or are we dancer

Is this the real life

Or is this just a fantasy

no this is patrick

I am Iron Man

and i’m javert

DONKEY!

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suchspiritedwords:

clubpenguln:

SCHOOL IS SOON

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THAT MEANS HOMEWORK

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RESPONSIBILITIES

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I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.

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cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

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untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

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amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

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italiham:

butterfliesthebeautiful-kind:

accend:

doughnot:

those text posts where every single comment is pure gold

pure gold

Pure gold

Pure gold

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primsa:

cheeekiki:

i want a boy to run through an art gallery with me

Yes
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connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

pinkbubblybubblegum:

ukomfortabel:

do you ever get anxiety when thinking about how you’re not really living your life that you just go to school and eat and sleep and do homework and then after that you’re gonna get a job and you’ll work the rest of your life maybe marry and have kids and then you die and you haven’t even lived at all i can’t breathe

I’m so glad someone feels the same way

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abbeyisacartoonfreak:

zogwargqueen:

zogwargqueen:

folie-a-deuxme:

zogwargqueen:

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

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Did you say yes

my response:

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tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y

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Romance in the 21st Tumblr century

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rnonumentour:

petition for vampire weekend, the 1975, and fall out boy to do a song together called ‘even we don’t know what the fuck we’re saying’

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